Privacy Policy (meme edition) — CookMasterPro

Privacy policy,
the meme cut

What personal data we collect, why we collect it, how we use it, and what rights you have — whether you're a private customer or a trade contact.

Last updated: August 2026

who's watching your data
us. legally. in belgium
01 · Who we are

We're the data controller, based in Belgium, following EU/GDPR rules — not some anonymous server farm.

what we actually collect
name, orders, and yes — cookies too
02 · What data we collect

Five buckets: who you are, what you ordered, your trade account, your device, and anything you write to us.

why we bother collecting it
to ship your order, not to spy on you
03 · Why we use your data

Orders, quotes, account management, invoices, improving the site, and staying legally compliant.

who gets to see it
processors, couriers, accountants. that's it
04 · Who we share data with

No data sales — just the people who need it to actually run your order.

how long do you keep it
invoices: 7 years. rest: not forever
05 · How long we keep your data

Accounting law sets the invoice clock at 7 years — everything else gets cleared out sooner.

gdpr rights
access it, fix it, delete it, take it elsewhere
06 · Your rights

Access, correction, erasure, restriction, portability, consent withdrawal — all yours to use.

the website uses cookies
not the edible kind, sorry
07 · Cookies

The digital kind that keep the site working and remember your preferences.

keeping your data safe
locked down, but nothing's 100%
08 · Data security

Reasonable technical and organisational safeguards — with an honest note that no system is unbreakable.

we update this page sometimes
check the date up top
09 · Changes to this policy

When something changes, the "last updated" date is your signal to re-read.

still confused?
?
email us, we're nice
10 · Contact us

Questions about this policy or your data? A real human replies.